DMV

Larry LaLonde / Les Claypool / Primus / Tim Herb Alexander

I've been to hell. I spell it
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there
Knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited
And choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers
I'd screw a chimpanzee

Call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away
Huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon
Myself a full lobotomy

Call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man
To sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs
But there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs
And trips to DMV

Call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows
Precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited
Near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers
I'd screw that chimpanzee

Call it pointless

Trivia about the song DMV by Primus

On which albums was the song “DMV” released by Primus?
Primus released the song on the albums “Pork Soda” in 1993 and “They Can't All Be Zingers” in 2006.
Who composed the song “DMV” by Primus?
The song “DMV” by Primus was composed by Larry LaLonde, Les Claypool, Primus, and Tim Herb Alexander.

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