My First Day

Prince Paul

TARIQ (NARRATION): Finally. I was in. Tru hit me off with the product, and even hooked me up with a fly spot uptown to hustle the goods. Man, my first day, I G’d off. Yo, with the money I was making, I figured I could get my own equipment. Fuck paying someone else. Point-blank, the money was incredible. By the second day, I started getting regular customers

[*street noises*]

MALE CRACKHEAD: Yo-yo-yo, baby. I’m back, a nigga back. And you know what I did just for you? I brought you some more customers

MALE CRACKHEAD #2: Aye, what’s up, baby? We tryna get it and make it happen. I heard you the new man on the block!

TARIQ: Pssh! And?

MALE CRACKHEAD: Well, if you asking me, I— I think that entitles me to a discount. Mmm… Discount…

TARIQ: Like what, yo?

MALE CRACKHEAD: Like, free, nigga!

TARIQ: Yo, you bugging! I don’t get down like that. Cash money, son!

MALE CRACKHEAD: Cash? Come on, cut a brother some slack. Bitch! See, I bring you mad customers. I look out, I look out— I do whatever you need. W-w-w-wait, I got it, I got it. How ‘bout I hook you up with a brand new Rolex? Look at that, look at that, look at that. Yeah, look nice, right?

TARIQ: Ayo, for real, yo. That shit faker than a motherfucker. You need to back up with that shit, for real. You need to go ‘head with that shit

MALE CRACKHEAD: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You— Y-You know, you got one of them, uh, Timexes, okay. You cool with that. How ‘bout I give you my girl right here?

[*Female Crackhead coughing*]

FEMALE CRACKHEAD: Please…

MALE CRACKHEAD: She don’t care! She don’t give a fuck. She— She’ll clean your house, she’ll iron your clothes, she’ll tune up your car, she’ll wash your baseball caps. She don’t give a fuck!

TARIQ: Yo, what the fuck I’ma do with this crackhead bitch, man?

MALE CRACKHEAD: Hey-hey-hey now, man, now— Ain’t gon’ have none of that shit, man. Don’t be dissing my girl, now, shit. I beat your ass so bad, you be the only nigga in heaven with a wheelchair

TARIQ: Whatever, yo. Strictly cash

MALE CRACKHEAD (*whispering*): Okay, okay, okay. Hey, man. Look, look. Don’t tell nobody this. I’ma offer you this. Only you. I did this once before. Check this out. I’ll suck your dick for a hit. Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know you can’t tell: I sucks a mean dick, see? I hung out with them crack bitches for so long. I watched them suck dick, and I studied their technique

TARIQ: The fuck? Is you crazy, yo? Back up with that shit, man. What you talking about?

MALE CRACKHEAD: Aight, how ‘bout I toss your salad?

TARIQ: Toss my salad? What? Yo, what did I say, B?

MALE CRACKHEAD: How ‘bout I butter your corn? If you don’t like that, I’ll put cheese in your macaroni! Yo, yo, man, it’s hard being hooked, man! It is hard being hooked!

Trivia about the song My First Day by Prince Paul

When was the song “My First Day” released by Prince Paul?
The song My First Day was released in 1999, on the album “A Prince Among Thieves”.

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