Ghetto Urkel

I just wanna party
I ain’t trying to taunt nobody
Please don’t take my glasses
I can’t see without my glasses
Help me! S.O.S
‘Cause violence is not an option
This is crazy
Yes, it is
I’m telling you how I am

Uh, uh, uh, yeah, listen

I’m a nerd with a pocket full of that herb
Swerving on the back of the bike missing the curve
Everybody claiming I’m vile just like a bird
Nobody wanna pass me the tree, I’m so absurd
In the club where they show no love if you’re a nerd
I told her give me a hug, she flipped me with a bird
She took a look at my shoes and then she said “Err.. what are you doing over herrr?” with a word
I told her that my momma said so
You can catch me later on after the show
Everything we do we gotta keep on the low
She was moving kinda fast, I was moving kinda slow
I was stepping on her toes, she was looking at my clothes
X’s and O’s like tic-tac-toe
I guess that’s the way that it’s just gonn’be
Everybody always trying to clown on me

(Hey guys, man what did I do? I just want get some herb, man)
I’m telling you who I am
(I can’t help it that I’m a nerd, man. Can I hang out with you guys? Can I hang out with you guys?)
It’s amazing
(I just want to go for a ride)
Feeling this

I wanna know
Why didn’t you tell me this before?
You waited ’til I went to your house knocking on your door
I wanna know
Waited and you still told me to go home
I wanna know
Why didn’t you tell me this before?
You waited ’til I went to your house knocking on your door
I wanna know
Waited and you still told me to go home

Go home, go home
Go home, go home
Go home

Right from the start, you should have said, “No”
Cause I found myself at your crib knocking at your door
Instead of cherishing my love, you threw my heart up on the floor
And if you ask me, baby that’s a low blow
I thought you did, but you don’t know the meaning of love
And that man you’re with now, he really a scrub
Yeah, you pushed me right in the mud
But hey I took that loss, went home, then I rolled me some bud
And now you just someone I used to know
I don’t think you heard me good, let me clear my throat
I said now, you just someone I used to know
Man I think about it, man I’m glad you told me to go
‘Cause I can no longer live with this stress
And you all over my shoulders with the BS
So give back the ring, and girl you can step
I should have known girl, you was just like the rest

You still don’t know who I am, yeah
Cause you’re crazy, so let me be

I wanna know why didn’t you tell me this before?
You waited ’til I went to your house knocking on your door
I wanna know, waited and you still told me to go home
I wanna know why didn’t you tell me this before?
You waited ’til I went to your house knocking on your door
I wanna know, waited and you still told me to go home

Go home, go home
Go home, go home
Go home, go home
Go home, go home
Go home