AVGN

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play those shitty games that sucked ass
He's rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's the angry Atari/Sega nerd
He's the angry video game nerd