Jessica Sandwich

Boota Theatre

RSM: Hey, where did we get that record from?

IC: Shut up! Just came in today, uh, TK didn't want me to let you have it. So he gave it to me, he didn't wanna let you see it

FB: Huh? Say that again

IC: Shut up!! Just came in today! TK didn't want me to let you see it!

JP: Plintiff! And give the little girl what she asks for

RSM: And what, may I enquire, gives you the impression I'm a 'she'?

FB: He might've seen your quim!

IC: Terry? Do, do you like us?

TKF: I only like 'her' (points to RSM)

RSM: Hey, come on, you guys! How in the world could I have a voice like this if I were a girl? I mean, everytime it's like...

FB: Look, we cannot help but wonder when we see such a smooth genitalia!

JP: I always noticed it!

CB: Come here, honey! Let's see what honky tonk angels are *really* made of!

RSM: Cut it out!!

IC: Remember when I sported a beard?

FB: Rub it on her!

RSM: STOP IT! Just... Leave... Me... ALONE!!

IC: Now, this boota's really consistent, it reminds me of that Maxwells incident. Do you think anyone ever caught on to Burt Reynolds in the White House?

RSM: Hey, hands off my pants!! You crazy???? (pause) Look, I'll prove it to ya! (reveals manhood) See? Look at this THANG!

TKF: It's FAKE!

FB: Maaan, that turns me off!

RSM: Whadda you mean?

IC: Hold it, hold it! MCA Records is here! Everybody sing!

CB: 1-2-

ALL (in unison):
"She is a modern chickadee
With a hot dog and needle and thread
Fashion plate lady of all dreams
I am not amused, I am not refused service
But, then, yet...
Jessica Sandwich
Woe is me boota
West Caldwell."

Trivia about the song Jessica Sandwich by R. Stevie Moore

On which albums was the song “Jessica Sandwich” released by R. Stevie Moore?
R. Stevie Moore released the song on the albums “Boxheads 4 Broadcast” in 1983, “Boota Theatre” in 1984, and “Tra La La La Phooey!” in 2004.
Who composed the song “Jessica Sandwich” by R. Stevie Moore?
The song “Jessica Sandwich” by R. Stevie Moore was composed by Boota Theatre.

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