Man Without a Gland

R. Stevie Moore

Here I sit inside a trap
Of ugly girls who kiss
I could use a plain escape
To rid myself of this
Please forget what's happening and
Wind your watch and burn your calendar

It would not appear so bad
If I were sound asleep
Maybe what I need is an
Affair with horny sheep
All these girls they smell so bad
I'd like to cut my nose off just today

Wish I was a man without a gland
Just an organ player in a band
Me and misery they must go hand in hand

If I choose to scissor off
My precious bag of wealth
Will i be alright or will I
Die for mental health
I don't want to urinate
Without a way to guide it to the bowl

I just used a razor blade
To sever off a thumb
Throw it to that awful girl
Who thought she wanted somе
Everything is red and dim
Wherе is the thread and needle when I need it?

Trivia about the song Man Without a Gland by R. Stevie Moore

On which albums was the song “Man Without a Gland” released by R. Stevie Moore?
R. Stevie Moore released the song on the albums “Piano Lessons” in 1977, “R. Stevie Moore Is Worth It” in 1985, “Flash Pasteurized” in 2013, and “Glad Music 2” in 2017.

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