Raw Butt Jim

my thumb is stuck in a bottle i need it out of there.
my head is getting annoyingly sober and i cant get
to the beer. ive tried butter,
ivy tried grease, but the thumb is really jammed.
so next time i do decide to drink,
ill drink it out of cans. drink as much as i possible
can to loose my speach although still stand,
that makes a man. it would really be a shame to break
the bottle and loose the bee.
r yeah, now i could use a zip from the bottle extending
my hand to stop the tears.
this was a big dilemma and waste of such good brand
and then i looked down to myself and thought i can
drink with the other hand.