Cookin’

My baby ain't no Martha Stewart kinda girl
Ain't never heard of Martha Wayne
But I don't love her for the way she bakes a bird
Or her sweet potato pie

She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen
She don't fry no bacon in no pan
She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen
Oh but believe me she knows just how to feed a hungry man

Now and then she'll play a little french with me
She'll tie that apron round her back
But she ain't ever learned to work a microwave
Ask me if I give a damn about that!

She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen
She don't fry no bacon in no pan
She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen
Oh but believe me she knows just how to feed a hungry man

All the other fellas up and down the block
They got their hamburger helper
But they can't help but
Wish they had what I got
Ahh man

She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen
She don't fry no bacon in no pan
She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen
Oh but believe me she knows just how to feed a
Yeah believe in me she know just how to treat a
Yeah believe me she know just how to please a hungry man
Oh yes she can