A Brief History of Canada Act III: The Adventures of Cristobal Pt 2: Bootleg Russian the Blob
Stephen Smithwilliams
Ostorozhno! Gigantskiy sopli, devochka
Deep in siberia the scientists labor
Creating a weapon of mass destruction
It grows in power it grows in evil
'til it won't even listen to their instruction
Ostorozhno! Gigantskiy sopli, devochka
It grows in magnitude until one day
It finally escapes from it's cage
Devours all of its creators
In an implacable rage
Ostorozhno! Gigantskiy sopli, devochka
And dare ye face the giant booger
Challenge death in its own lair
Take up your sword take up your luger
Godspeed primate brave and fair
Ostorozhno! Gigantskiy sopli, devochka
It rolls on down into Moscow
Leaving a trai of its awful slime
Devours evеryone it sees there
Having such a wondrous timе)
Look out! Gigantic booger, baby