My Friend Robot

[Verse 1]
I got a great new friend, he's a robot
He is my man and he's megawatt
He doesn't pretend
Never lies, never cheats never steals from me
I trust nobody else with my secrets
I can depend on his sequence
Logical patterns of trust in his hard drive
Relax, I can unwind and

[Chorus]
I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man)
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man)

[Verse 2]
I know there is no human so techno
There is nobody so DayGlo
A constant companion who knows all the action
Can calculate fractions and
He is zeros and ones and I know this
He is not flesh and he can't kiss
But who needs humans
When humans get angry and humans get ugly and

[Chorus]
I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man)
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man)
I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man)
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man)

[Instrumental Solo]

[Verse 3]
I got the greatest friend, he's a robot
Always thinkin' just nonstop
Computing language while makin' a sandwich
Converting the average and
He is always such fun and he's number one
He's takin' the time and he can run
Right through the night and he never sleeps
And he never lies down

[Chorus]
And I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man)
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man)
I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man)
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man)