Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin - Acoustic Version

Soft little body, swollen by the sun
Waiting for the break that he knows will never come
Four brittle limbs weak from under-use
And a head full of words

Long green hair, funny looking dude
Big mouth on him and a wicked attitude
And at first impression he must seem kind of rude
But he does his best, yeah

Anyway...

I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home beside you
Your hair is long and blonde
And your eyes are both bright blue
I want to be just like you in all I do

Jimmy got drunk on his way to class
Swinging from the roof, showed everyone his ass
And if you ask him why, he shakes his head and laughs
"There was nothing for it"

Stacy got laid, boyfriend number one
Took him to her room and had a little fun
She's wearing out her voice telling everyone
And you can't ignore it

Anyway
Anyway
Anyway...

I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home beside you
Hair is long and blonde
And your eyes are both bright blue
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
A really cool tattoo...
A really cool tattoo...
A really cool tattoo...

Don't take it so hard
(A really cool tattoo...)
Don't take it so hard
(A really cool tattoo...)
Don't take it so
(A really cool tattoo...)
Don't take it to heart
(A really cool tattoo...)
Don't take it...

Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so hard

It is only 'cause I like you
You are everything I wish I could be
Maybe if I'm like you
Baby, would you like me?

You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You are dressed like a deadly lethal ninja assassin -
All in black...

(Woo!)

I want to be just like you

Yeah
I want to be just like you
Yeah
I want to be just like you
Yeah
I want to be just like you
Yeah
And I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
And I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a ahhhhh!
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh