Beers Steers And Queers

Intro:
Crazy?
Hahahaha
Dang
So I gotta call the other number, find out when they're, what, how much
it is to get in there
hmmm
Probably five dollars, find out where it's at
I don't know if they're gonna have a band there tomorrow night, somebody
popular, you know 'cause the Village People are popular
Yeah
Or they used to be
Well I don't know what this cock thing is I think it's a
Revolting Cocks Hahahaha
I think it's a um it's a, a male strip show, dance show
yeah
male strippers
hmm
I have to call 'em and ask 'em, what is that...what'd they call it?
The Revolting Cocks
Okay, hahaha, oh lord, okay well I, you have fun tonight,
okay, if y'all get a chance, come out
okay
alright
alright? goodbye

Minds are empty, heads are hollow.
You might find out the truth is hard to swallow.
There's a place down there, where heads are square.
Laws are tough and you are bare.
There is a law and there is a lawman.
Who is the right, and who is the wrong man.
It doesn't take much to kill a guy.
Don't get in my face and ask me why...
Texas is the place...
HANG'EM HIGH!

Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
Whee-haw!

Texas is full of women and willies
Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies
Who are these people, sex in barns
Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown
You're full of shit, destined to go down
Let's go down and herd 'em up
If you agree, let's word'em up
And if you don't...
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Beers, steers, and queers (x2)
Whee-haw!

I've spent my life, go kicking shit
Not gonna give up, ain't about to quit.
Life is a bucket of bluff
Getting rough, feeding stock
Get in my way...
I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF!

Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
Whee-haw!
Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers

I'm a crazy mother in a drunken stat
A redneck asswipe who thinks he's great
So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers
Everywhere I go, personality lingers
Say you don't like my dialect
I don't give a damn, so fuck your respect
If you're looking for a reason, don't look any farther
Cuz I'll give it to you baby, like to your father
Take what you get if it does the job
Texas has religion...
REVOLTING COCKS ARE GOD!

I am the creator

Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
ah-haaa
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Cowboy