Smoke Two Joints

Michael Kay

I smoke two joints in the morning,
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon,
It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace,
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before, I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me,
"Son, you do the best you can"

But then one day I met a man
Who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
But first take care of head"

So now, I smoke two joints when I get up,
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when I play video game
And at every ten thousand points

I smoke two joints in time of peace,
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before, I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son,
You do the best you can"

But then one day I met a man
Who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
But first take care of head"

I smoke two joints in the morning,
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon,
It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace,
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before, I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Smoke two joints that's what I do
Smoke two joints
Come and smoke two joints
With me in the morning

Smoke two joints
Come and smoke two joints
With me in the afternoon, yeah
Smoke two joints

Hey, would you rather smoke two joints
Or would you rather do your homework? Smoke two joints
I knew you were going to say that! Smoke two joints
Smoke two joints that are what I do! Smoke two joints

Trivia about the song Smoke Two Joints by Richard Cheese

When was the song “Smoke Two Joints” released by Richard Cheese?
The song Smoke Two Joints was released in 2002, on the album “Tuxicity”.
Who composed the song “Smoke Two Joints” by Richard Cheese?
The song “Smoke Two Joints” by Richard Cheese was composed by Michael Kay.

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