Wireless in Heaven

My wife took all the money, left me for a cop
And I don't know nobody in this coffee shop
I'm starin' at the menu board, waitin' in a line
With ten bucks on my Starbucks card and one thing on my mind

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know
Do I need a password to log in when I go?
And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail?
Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?

I order mocha latte ginger jasmine tea
The pretty little cashier girl looks up and smiles at me;
She says "it is an honor", she knows who I am
Her grandpa plays the guitar and he's my biggest fan

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know
Do I need a password to log in when I go?
And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail?
Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?

I'm cosmically connected, spiritually aware
They say I'm apathetic, but I don't really care
Pathetically reflective, feeling over-matched
I wanna meet my maker with no wires attached

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know
Do I need a password to log in when I go?
Tell me will Jesus answer my e-mail?
Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?
Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?

Trivia about the song Wireless in Heaven by Robert Earl Keen

When was the song “Wireless in Heaven” released by Robert Earl Keen?
The song Wireless in Heaven was released in 2009, on the album “The Rose Hotel”.

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