Adventures In Shopping

I'm headed to Costco
To find some greener beans
But everywhere that I look
I'm seeing crappy jeans
I'm buying cheap sunglasses
I'm buying cheese for the masses

I'm slinging dimes now
What should I buy now
This money's burning a hole in my pocket
It's burning a hole in my pocket
Slinging some dimes now
What should I buy now
This money's burning a hole in my pocket
It's burning a hole in my pocket
Wow

I ate some hotdogs at the food court
And I ain't feelin' too well
I left my cart by the chicken wings
The sounds of digital bells
I've taken off a whole damn work day
Already spent most of my pay
Ah shit

I'm slinging dimes now
What should I buy now
This money's burning a hole in my pocket
It's burning a hole in my pocket
Slinging some dimes now
What should I buy now
This money's burning a hole in my pocket
It's fucking burning a hole in my pocket

I'm slinging dimes now
What should I buy now
This money's burning a hole in my pocket
It's burning a hole in my pocket
Slinging some dimes now
What should I buy now
This money's burning a hole in my pocket
It's fucking burning a hole in my pocket
Slinging some dimes now
What should I buy now
I finished burning a hole in my pocket
Burning a hole in my pocket
Burning a hole in my pocket
Fucking burning a hole in my pocket