Uncle Vom Vom

Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M

If you binge drink friends
You know how it's gonna end
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M

The room starts spinning
Who's that coming round the bend
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M

Hello
Hello
Hello
Uncle Vom Vom's coming to Town

Schoolie Week who's gonna spread himself thin
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Who smells like teen spirit here he comes again
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M

Hello
Hello
Hello
Uncle Vom Vom's coming to Town

Hello
Hello
Uncle's visiting again
We hate him when he;s coming but love him when he been

Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M

Throwing up at the Melbourne Cup
It's australian as a game of two up
With your fascinator and your three grand skirt
Legs akimbo in the carpark dirt

Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello, Uncle Vom Vom's coming to Town

Hello
Hello
Uncle's visiting again
We hate him when he's coming but love him when he's been

And some things are better out than in

Hello
Hello, Uncle Vom Vom is coming
You better not cry, you'd better not pout
Uncle Vom Vom is coming
You'd better get your fucking arse sorted out
Uncle Vom Vom is coming

Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M