Archvillain

ARCHVILLAIN

Ladies and Gentlemen
For this performance, we request that you remain seated To your left it is the Arch-villain's office.
Should you need and prayers for your health, Kindly swipe your credit or debit card to gain access Once within, we suggest you follow the regulations set forth
For the right price, we can cure any disease The Arch-villain treats
Everything, including that rash you can't
Explain to your wife
Please note that our methods may cause bodily harm And while we are not be liable for any injuries Our results outweigh the egregious treatments. We love to keep things abreast and ,as such, we may ask you to unbutton your blouse for a holy grope We might also require you to lie down as he stomps on you.
This is the holy walk!
This ritual is inspired by the time our main-man walked on water
When we instruct you to eat grass, this, other than the dietary benefits, could heal you of your stupidity Ladies, if your symptoms persist, the Arch-villain will likely require
that you meet him in his private chambers
For a more in-depth penetration of your um condition This is particularly beneficial to those whose Husbands fail to meet their obligations
The hands of the righteous man healeth as they toucheth And the faith of a shilling moves mountains