Feline Semen

[Intro]
Uno! Dos! Tres! Cuatro!

[Verse 1]
Garfeild And a coffee cup is on the table
Jon's Primal instincts is enabled
He wants a cup of joe so he Grabs the cup like a hoe
Jon didn't Know he was in for such an event
Coffee in the cup was his intent
But instead...

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh
FELINE SEMEN!

[Verse 2]
The semen felt radioactive
Male cross-bred pregnancy is becoming active
You could by saying its weight gain
But that won't distract you from all of the pain (Garrrrrfeilld! time for a nap)

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh
FELINE SEMEN!
FELINE SEMEN!

Uno! Dos! Tres! Cuatro!

[Verse 3]
The little kittens are kicking
Hospital Drive is what your thinking
Felt like it took an hour
Made you feel very sour
Screaming in a hospital bed
Fur coming out of your anus
Makes it feel like your on Uranus

[Bridge]
You tried to keep it a secret, but now the whole world is going To know, all because of...

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh (Garrrrrfeilld!)
FELINE SEMEN!