​board of wood

I love my board of wood
All the things that I could
Do with a board of wood
I love my board of wood

I love my board of wood
All the things that I could
Do with a board of wood
I love my board of wood

I don't even know
If I should
Care so much about
A board of wood

I hope I don't have a problem
Leave me be, what's your problem

I love my board of wood
All the things that I could
Do with a board of wood
I love my board of wood

I love my board of wood
All the things that I could
Do with a board of wood

Put a nail
Drill into the tree's sacrifice
What the hell
Paint a little face on the top oh that'll be nice

Make a little board friend
It'll be my friend until the end
Or until I find another board again

I love my board of wood
I love my board of wood

Where did the wood come from?
From a floorboard or from a slum?
Maybe I'm just being dumb
I got a splinter in my thumb

Gotta go see the doctor
My thumb is infected
That damn board of wood
Was up to no good

Board of wood, I trusted you (I trusted you)
You broke my heart and it split in two (Split in two)
Board of wood, I trusted you (I trusted you)
You broke my heart and it split in two (Split in two)

I loved you loved you loved you more
More than any board of wood could ever ask for
But hey, my affection was in vain
You caused my thumb to swell up and burn with pain