800 Pound Jesus

BILLY MADDOX, PAUL WAYNE THORN

I saw a garage sale
Pulled up in the yard
Found a statue of Jesus
It was eight feet tall
He held out his arms
And he seemed all alone
So I loaded him up
And drove him home

Out by my driveway he
Looks down the street
With his long hair and sandals made
Of rebar and concrete
I painted him white with a long purple robe
He's a rock of ages on our gravel road

[Chorus]
He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus
Standing taller than a tree
He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus
A bigger man than you or me

I thought loosin' my job was
The end of the world
Till my best pal ran off with my best girl
I felt suicidal with no real friends
So I walked outside with a rope in my hand

Out by that statue there's a big old tree
So I stood on his shoulders
And I counted to three
I had every intention of buying the farm
But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms

[Chorus]

I wanted to return the favor to him
'Cause I never had a more solid friend
So I planted some flowers
All around his feet
And I bought him a flock
Of ceramic sheep

[Chorus]

He's a bigger man
Than you or me

Trivia about the song 800 Pound Jesus by Sawyer Brown

On which albums was the song “800 Pound Jesus” released by Sawyer Brown?
Sawyer Brown released the song on the albums “Drive Me Wild” in 1999, “The Hits Live” in 2000, and “True Believer” in 2003.
Who composed the song “800 Pound Jesus” by Sawyer Brown?
The song “800 Pound Jesus” by Sawyer Brown was composed by BILLY MADDOX, PAUL WAYNE THORN.

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