It’s Just Not Funny Anymore

You had a sense of humor
You had a sense of fun
It seemed a good idea
Just to keep you hanging on

They said you'd live forever
With a bit of voodoo
They stole your soul
And mashed your brain out
What's a gal to do?

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You're just not funny
No, you're just not funny
No, you're just not funny
Since you died

Now you are a waste of space
You are a waste of time
You certainly can join the list of
Any friend of mine

You have no witty repartee
Your clothes are full of grime
And where you used to tell a joke
You just keep grunting all the time

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And it's just not funny
No, it's just not funny
No, you're just not funny
Since you diеd

Dark, dead eyes
Thе distanced stare
Those boring jumps and humming
Those oozing sores, the pasture gore
It's really not becoming

Mealtimes are a nightmare
The stench goes right through my head
You've lost the charm and all appeal
Since you've joined the great undead

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It's just not funny
No, you're just not funny
No, you're just not funny
Since you died

I feel like I should let you know that
Running don't serve gangrene[?]
Might look pretty, might look cheap
But wrecks your personal hygiene

[Chorus]
And you're just not funny
No, you're just not funny
No, you're just not funny
Since you died

You thought it would be funny
To live forevermore
With staring eyes and wasting flesh
And slime and blood and gore

But I'm not laughing anymore
I'm filled with fear and dread
It's fallen flat, you've killed the joke
You've killed it stone cold dead

[Chorus]
And it's just not funny
No, you're just not funny
No, you're just not funny
Since you died

You're just not funny
No, you're just not funny
No, you're just not funny
Since you died