Date Story

[Verse 1]
I had a friend that married her affair and big regrets
He didn't drink with her and smoked too many cigarettes
She remind me of Jueles 'cause she drinks hot toddy
Fought the Won and Wing Chun, a very strong body

[Verse 2]
My friend's affair smokes squares by the dozen
Step outside, come back smelling like an oven
I said "Hey, fella, smoke break took forty minutes"
Said "Sorry 'bout that, it's really tough for him to finish"

[Verse 3]
Math fella teaching, had to teach hundreds of hours
Had a coupon for a free week, non-smoking streak
I guess they hit it off, they was smelling like smoke
She used to talk a lot and he would laugh at her jokes