Fenway Kreeger
Seth Faergolzia
"And now an advertisement from your sponsor..."
"The Fenway Kreeger: The Fenway Kreeger was the name of the machine that first opened my eyes to the world. It has a set of little gentle graspers that take the eyelashes and separates them, bottom from top, top from bottom. Once every lash has been separated from its counterpart, they're all pulled in opposite directions from the ones they once loved. And if the roots are strong, they will pull the skin to expose the eyeball. Thank goodness for that machine, I would've had to open my own eyes, with my own strength otherwise."
"The Fenway Kreeger; the only name in sight."
"The Fenway Kreeger; the only name."