WALRUS BLUBBER

[Verse 1: Ensemble]
Waves were crashin', ship was turning
We're all drunk off whiskey, burbon
Coldest of nights, fireplace burnin
Cover me in walrus blubber

[Verse 2: Ensemble]
Peg Leg Louie, went overboard
No one could hear him, over the captains snore
When he sleeps, it's a mighty storm
Ears full of walrus blubber

[Verse 3: Ensemble]
My heart belongs, to Mary Sue
But my dick belongs to the ocean blue
In the cellar, where we make the booze
Jacking off with walrus blubber

[Verse 4: Ensemble]
From the dеpths, arose the beast
Thе mighty Kraken, beyond belief
And in it's teeth, was Peg Leg Louie?
Jacking off with walrus blubber

[Verse 5: Ensemble]
From meters away, a siren's call
Ass was fat, but titties were small
We look at each other, standing tall
Jacking off with walrus blubber

[Outro: Ensemble]
And nothing bad will ever happen to us!