Too Dope
[Intro: DJ Clay & Shaggy 2 Dope]
So it’s T-W-O?
Pss nah man
Oh oh it’s the number two and the word dope?
Not this time, guy
T-O D-O-P-E
Get that shit right!
Then it's gotta be, T-O-O, D-O-P-E
[Verse 1]
Yep and I’m stomping walking in my wore-out Lugz
Representing all the gutter-ass street hard scrubs
No love for the upper crush shit don’t stink fucks
Still proud where I come from, that’s what’s up (Yeah!)
Catch me on the freeway asking sparing change
Blow it on a ho, getting brains and a little strange
Ever since a little tike my nuts would hang
And still remain the same three piece, balls and wang
Mother fucking unforgettable once I’m in they earhole
I put that on my top bitch down to my bottom ho
Here we go, might explode, straight up Shaggy overload
It's on, shit, known to meld headphones with domes
I leave my trademarks 'cross your bitch-ass chin
'For you know what’s happening, I sting you again
Abu Dhabi mother fuckers 'bout to feel this here
We’ll make it rain on you, orphans, warriors
Don’t matter what the matter, any matter, don’t matter (Nope!)
Less’ we talking bitches titties bigger or flatter (What!)
Who cares, is that bitch sucking dick?
E-P-O-D-O-O Fuck! Dyslexic
[Chorus]
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm)
[Verse 2]
I'm smashing, bringin' all these big-ass hoes
That could give a fuck less 'bout my wore-out clothes (No!)
My slang (Game), my game (Same), it's all in my name
Learn to oot and snort percs, up to that game
Might see me on the street, duct taped up coat
Holdin' down the corner, Faygo Root Beer float
I'm rolling in my 82' Broham boat
Uncle Buck style, back fire on you hoes
Full moon come out and I start to howl
I'm on the prowl, growl, evacuate your bowel
My flannel foul run patterned style
A wolf-red pepper need a towel now! (Now!)
When I was young, I'd practice black magic (Oh shit)
Got into it balls deep worse than a crack habit (Damn!)
No big deal I still know the shit
Lack life skills, but put in work on your neck
Hatchetman chains for elite members only
I rep a members only jacket, I'm that homie (Whoop whoop)
Ain't spelling my shit, 'cause I can't win
I'm T-O, oh fuck, here we go again!
[Chorus]
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm)
[Verse 3]
It's a 2 Dope thing with that 2 Dope swing
You can try, but your shit can't hang
Have to fuck the fuck off, mother fucker, your life will change
Shit's just 2 Dope, now everybody sing
FTFO, FTFO
FTFO, mother fucker, mother fucker
FTFO, mother fucker, mother fucker
FTFO, I'm a juggaluggalo
[Chorus]
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope!)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
I don't do dope, but I'm dope, not a dope, yo (Ha!)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
But I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope, yo, but I'm dope (I'm too dope)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
(I'm too dope!)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
(I'm a juggaluggalo)
"Fuck off"
[Outro]
"We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug? I got one in my car if you'd like to see it."
"I'll pass."
"Fair enough. I like to carry it, you know. You never know when you're gonna need it. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Woo. You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp, too. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why, I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat, are you Bug? "