Werqin' Girl

D.J. Pierce

Um, hi, I heard y'all was hiring
Yeah, yeah my name is Laquifa
Can you see this tattoo right here on my chest
Yeah you don't got to interview any of them chicken heads down there
I get my credentials from the street baby

Clock the hair
Clock the mug
Clock the nails
Clock my skirt (clock my skirt)

Clock the bag
Clock the shoes
Now punch the clock it's time to work

Move over amateurs
Taking mine, taking yours
Uhh somebody better hold my purse mhm
Figure it out like nancy drew
Catch up quick like halleloo
Who gon' check me boo?
Not you

I'm a pro
Pro
I'm a pro
Uh I am a professional
Pro
I'm a pro
I'm a pro
Uh I'm a professional

Work (work work)
I came to work (work work)
I'm here to work (work work)
I told y'all I was a professional

Work (work work)
I came to work (work work)
I'm here to work (work work)
See I am a professional

Yes
Approved
Up the ladder
Watch me move
No 9 to 5
Around the clock
Overtime
Haters can not touch my drive
References

I'm a pro
Pro
I'm a pro
Honey, I am a professional
Pro (what)
I'm a pro (what)
I'm a pro (what)
I'm a professional

Work (work work)
I came to work (work work)
I came to what? (work work) mhm
I told y'all I was a professional

Work (work work)
I came to work (work work)
I'm here to work (work work)
I told y'all I was a professional
Didn't you see my badge?
I am a professional

Gucci, Prada
Dolce gabana
Red bottom, yes I got them
No kardashian collection here

Donna karan, miu miu
Jimmy choo
Rhinestone shoe, looks like a pimpo got her tax return!
Ferragammo, chloé, dior, labels come, gimme more!
You don’t need layaway when you cashing checks baby!

There's some holes in this house
There's some holes in this house
There's some holes in this house
There's some holes in this house
And they bout' to turn it out
And they bout' to turn it out
Laquifa bout' to turn it out

I'm a pro
Pro
I'm a pro
Honey, I am a professional
Pro
I'm a pro
I'm a pro
I'm a professional

Work (work work)
I came to work
I'm here to work
I am a professional
Work (work work)
I came to work (work work)
I'm here to work (work work)
I am a professional

Spoken
Oh, what?
So ya'll want me to leave?
Nah you ain't gotta call security
I came up the elevator I can go back down the elevator
I know she got quibola her eyes comin' out from behind that cubical
Ah no I have a ride home, thank you
Uh is the bus still runnin'?
What?!

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