The Weirdo Song

[Verse 1]
Pretty woman in a shed
It’s all I had
In my life of shit
I want true love to be found
Indirect from start
It’s all I was
In my life of shit
I want nobody now

[Chorus]
I lost you
I almost, I almost
I lost you
My dear, dear, dear, dear
I lost you
I almost, I almost
I lost you
My dear, dear, dear, dear
Shh!!!

[Verse 2]
Pretty bored in my shed
That I had for
Over 10 years
I want boredom to be gone
Played a bit with myself
In my little shed
For a couple of hours
I want nobody now

[Chorus]
I lost you
I almost, I almost
I lost you
My dear, dear, dear, dear
I lost you
I almost, I almost
I lost you
My dear, dear, dear, dear
Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear… AARGH!!!

[Outro]
Grapple on a pear
Fucking with a bear
Mocking when I lear
20 fines a day
Gammy gaff
Floozies in a bath
Fluthering aftermath
And some effin’ and blindin’
Grapple on a pear
Fucking with a bear
Mocking when I lear
20 fines a day
Gammy gaff
Floozies in a bath
Fluthering aftermath
And deep grief afterwards