sods law
I'm not bothered, I've got no accountability
Silly me
With great dossing comes great responsibility
Stupidity
Can't put a mirror up to me
Cos I'll just laugh in my face, I'll just laugh in my face
Course I laughed in your face, cos you're back in that place
In your stupid rat race, how'd you get so fake
What's up with your face?
Puppy sucking on a wasp
Mustve stung when you figured out you're not top dog
I always draw the short straw, I always draw the short straw
Always draw the short straw, is it sod's law? not sure
Got told my decisions are poor, knock knock and run at the door
Course it's me that got caught
Cos I always draw the short straw
Playing on my jack jones
Mustve formed a backbone
Breaking my back, tryna avoid the cracks
Cross the road playing chicken, Rosie Lee sipping
Government eats, you could call it fly tipping
Fuck the cost of living, it really ain't living
Can't afford the bill, so it's hats, scarves and mittens
Chatter all night and now you're teeth are chipping
Put some heater in the meter if we all just chip in
At the bottom of the chain, gotta squeeze toothpaste
We're all rotten at the brain, at the pub all day
At the bottom of the chain, gotta squeeze toothpaste
We're all rotten at the brain, at the pub all day
That's just the way cos we're British chatting gibberish
Sat in a seat all night long, drinking pints of piss
Whatever's cheap, yeah, that and a bag of crisps
Hair of the dog, beer fear, embarrassed
I always draw the short straw, I always draw the short straw
Always draw the short straw, is it sod's law? not sure
Got told my decisions are poor, knock knock and run at the door
Course it's me that got caught
Cos I always draw the short straw
At the bottom of the chain, gotta squeeze toothpaste
We're all rotten at the brain, at the pub all day
Reached the bottom of the barrel, man, I'm throwing in the towel
Been playing all night, now your straws are running out
Always draw the short straw, I always draw the short straw
Always draw the short straw, I always draw the short straw