Superfan

Look at me
I've got lots of friends
And I hope to make
Quite a big dent

Come with me
And I'll show you why
I get the doubt of the benefit
All the time

I'm just another loser like you
I'm just a superfan with nothing to do
I'm just a guy who's got one
Goal in this life
I'd like to hear you shout
And say "what the fuck?"
Oh yeah

Look at me tell me what you see
Am I worth your money
Like that shit on TV

It's gonna be a wild ride
All you stupid white people
Leave your lives behind

I'm just another loser like you
I'm just a superfan with nothing to do
I'm just a guy who's got one
Goal in this life
I'd like to see you smile
And say "what the fuck?"

I'm so sad
I forgot it's your birthday
Please don't go
I brought a lot of cheesecake
The party's in the bedroom
All dressed up
With nowhere to go
So please stay

I'm so bad
I forgot it's your big day
Everybody's happy
Everybody's okay
They're all shooting rainbows
If they ask you
If you wanna
Just say no

Call me up
It's a Friday night
I've got no plans
We'd be hella tight
I don't care who
Just don't be lame
I promise to behave

Cause I'm just another loser like you
I'm just a superfan with nothing to do
I'm just a guy who's got one
Goal in this life
I'd like to hear you shout
And say "what the fuck?"
Oh yeah