Bidet

BIDET

(Hook)
Use the bidet, eh eh eh
Save some trees today eh eh eh
Use the bidet eh eh eh
Why you hoarding all that toilet paper

Use the bidet, eh eh eh
Use the bidet eh eh eh
Save some trees today eh eh eh
Are you gonna eat all that toilet paper?

(Verse 1)
Use the toilet rolls
Make a casserole
Top reasons my toilet bowl
has a social role

(Hook)
Use the bidet eh (8x)
Save some trees today eh eh eh (4x)

Do you wanna come on over
Cos I got more toilet paper
Do you wanna come on over
Cos I got more toilet paper

(Verse 2)
You can drop another in my salad bowl
Cos I got more toilet paper
Gonna build another toilet inside my home
So I can use this toilet paper

Do you wanna come on over
Cos I got more toilet paper
Do you wanna come on over
Cos I got more toilet paper

(Verse 3)
Gonna drop another rhyme with toilet paper
Cos I’m good with toilet paper
Don’t be talking shit about my toilet bowl
Or imma clean this place with paper

Use the toilet rolls
Make a casserole
Top reasons my toilet bowl
has a social role

Don’t talk shit about my toilet bowl
It’s emotional
Top reasons my toilet bowl has a social role