2018 RAP UP
Skillz, you know god damn well
You cannot do the 2018 year end rap up
Without
We gon' start this thing alright
Duval and Skillz in the house
C'mon, oh c'mon
Man this past year was a trip
Mo'Nique came out the gate Boycottin' Netflix
Then Will joined IG and had it lit
Well let me run that back, Instagram joined Will Smith
Eagles got the chip, shout to the squad
These fools was out here eating Tide-pods (what?)
Kim and Kanye had another baby
While everybody else went Black Panther crazy
Movie of the year brought everybody together
Y'all was all here shaking "Wakanda forever"
And that pride for some of y'all was a stunt
Had to be ya'll only kept it up for 2 months (what happened?)
Kylie had Stormi, Quincy Jones was buggin'
Oprah for prez, she like nah I ain't runnin'
And 21 and Amber couldn't get it right
Then Black Chyna got caught checking the mic (ha ha!)
And Tristan Thompson, bruh you a creep
The word on the street is black men don't cheat (they don't)
Safaree strippin' down, Nas was writing letters
Beyonce was out here destroying Coachella (yup)
The Me Too movement had a couple shockers
Then Meek came home flying a helicopter (I see you Meek)
Cardi B flashed the bump on them haters
Her and Offset, I got more on that later
And shoutout to Philly, but bro what's up?
Why can't I be black and chill in a Starbucks?
This is America and bro it's wild
Our data was everywhere, Facebook was on trial (yup)
Fab and Emily was beefing for real
Now they got Cosby singing boo'd up in jail
And that Walmart kid, I hate his voice
The fuck you mean "slavery was a choice" (what?)
Ye been in the way and it feels like forever
Your music got worse, your trolling got better (facts)
The lotto hit a billi' and that's no cap
But when Thanos came he took half of that
And the Royal Wedding was quite the affair
ABC got Roseanne the fuck outta here
Ye threw on his lil' MAGA hat
And white chicks callin cops on us just cos we black
Dubs beat the Cavs, JR was late
The Pusha spilled all of the tea on Drake
All we heard was "you are hiding a child" (wow)
I'm like bruh the rap game getting wild
Eminem fired back at MGK
We got a surprise album from B and Jay
LeBron got gone, left for LA
And I still wanna know who bit Beyonce
Bieber and Ariana got engaged
And who told iHop they could change their name? (change it back)
Toys'R'Us closed, they did Serena wrong
Then R Kelly put out that long-ass song
The whole year was ugly
Remember Kiki, do you love me?
Man shiggy showed out, little brah got around
But like everything y'all drove that to the ground
Power came back, Kanan got took out
And everybody and their mamma was leaving the White House
Wayne dropped Tha Carter he was back fo'sho
And y'all job-shamed dude from the Cosby show (why?)
And Cardi and Nicki, y'all need to quit
How the hell you throw a shoe in a fashion over fit (ha ha)
Kylie and Travis made all the bread
And 69 trolled his ass right into the feds (it's treyway)
And Fortnite was everywhere, that's just fact
The floss dance? How 'bout we leave that where it's at
The song of the year was "SMILE BITCH"
And Drake finally made up with Meek Mill and Chris
Demi OD'd, Mac Miller died
And there's still kids out here tryna get high (why?)
Yeah we had issues but most were torn
If it wasn't mental health it was prison reform
They gave Suge 28, that ain't no joke
50 was petty all year he wanted all the smoke
Cali' was on fire, Will Smith took flight
And Kavanaugh wasn't going out without a fight
The elections kinda got us back in gear
And Ye flew y'all out to who the fuck knows where (where y'all go?)
And I don't care about his plans
I just kept staring at him like bruh that's your mans
And Jill Scott left me on read
'Cause I was in her DM's like "Hey, big head"
And Future added to his baby mamas
The book of the year was Michelle Obama's (yup)
Just live your best life and smile for the camera
Unless you're Juelz Santana (ha ha)
Rondo and Chris Paul couldn't get along
Trump fucked up so much he should get a whole song
The Oscars told Kev to go that way
Weird flex but Kev was like "mm, okay"
B and Jay was out here getting big ass cheques
But you was worried about that dude with the big ass neck (where he at?)
And Cardi B she still a boss
He went on so she had to cut Offset off (I'm sorry bro)
Draymond and KD was war and peace
And then came, who's the king of R&B
Jacquees stop running your mouth
Your R&B stands for run your ass back in the house (ha ha)
I'ma say it, y'all might feel a way
But the king of R&B that's Beyonce (facts)
Bro this ain't what we ordered
It's SICKO MODE they separatin' kids at the border
And the government is nuts, fuck shutting down
I'm wishing y'all would shut the fuck up (please)
R.I.P. to everybody we lost
And to my bro Quincy, I'm praying for y'all
Y'all live your best life and keep doing your thing
This is Mad Skillz and welcome to 2019