Manderall

Manderall was a princess from a far away castle
A castle that rose above the clouds
She always wore red on Wednesdays
And rainbow pins in June
She had feminist stickers and a Yorkie Poo too
She liked orange creamsicles every Friday night
And tweeted until her fingers went numb
She was an internet hero, a saint of glory yet she never
Took it outside an internet story
She treated real life people with disrespect
And treated grocery workers like they were a sewage mess
She didn't care if she made you cry
Because her fame and stature online was divine
Her hair was gorgeous, her nails long, but her visiting of
Grandparents was long and nonexistent

She died one day with no one around
Even her followers barely wept and she lost her crown