Meyer Girl

[Verse 1]
Well, all I want
Is a Meyer girl
To smother me with love
Dressed in black
She could break my back
That's all I'm dreaming of

[Chorus]
They're beautiful, bountiful
Tough as nails and cruel, oh
All I need is a Meyer girl
And my hands would be full

[Verse 2]
All I want
Is a Meyer girl
To plaster upon my walls
Turn me on
From far beyond
The "Valley of the Dolls"

[Chorus]
The Carrie nation's domination
Kelly, Casey, Pet
All I need is a Meyer girl
The best one I can get

[Verse 3]
All I want is a Meyer girl
To blacken both my eyes
Dripping wet
In a red Corvette
To run down all those other guys

[Chorus]
They're wonderful
Two hands full
Who could ask for more?
Oh, all I need is a Meyer girl
But Meyer's got 'em all

[Outro]
And it's all I want
And it's all I need
Sub 44 [?]
What little to need
I want a Meyer girl that I can handle
One that looks like [?]
[?] Send 'em all
Send 'em all to me
Today I'm free
What I'd like a girl
All around the world
Oh