Slippery Deck

I got two steps out
And my feet slipped from under me
I'm in the ER now
And they take my money

Hey, this is just life these days
All my life is a slippery deck
A slippery deck now

Maybe this is just the way life will be from now on
(Right foot, left foot slip out from under me)
Save me, I need to be free
From this slippery deck

I nearly broke my neck
But it's not the deck this time
This thing for work has got me dead
And I'm nearly out of mind

Maybe this is just life these days
All my life is a slippery deck
A slippery deck now

Maybe I should just accept some degree of injury
I guess the pain suits me
I shall decree
That all manner of hurt is fun

Maybe I should just enlist in the US army
Be fodder for free
That'd guarantee
I'll earn metals for lost limbs and such