Boxman 2.0
[Verse 0]
Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day
The wind blows and I return a man's toupé
I hold the door open for the man and his wife
Blue skies are the best time of my-
GODDAMNIT BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING THAT STUPID GIRLY SONG!
SING SOMETHING BETTER!
[Verse 1]
I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but
Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt (Good game)
By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's okay
Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay
No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman: version 2
Out with the old box, in with the new (new)
Don't expect a dance from me, that's so overplayed
Boxman dance time won't get me laid (Nah-uh)
The old me would be polite and hold open doors
Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore
Hand me that paper, (Huh?), no I won't say please
Because I'm a BAMF like Sue from Glee
Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?
Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination!
Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation
[Chrous]
He's a Boxman: version 2
Everything you knew about him's now untrue
He's a Boxman 2.0
He's really badass like G.I. Joe
He's a Boxman in a gang
They make him do things that are insane
He's a Boxman as you can see
Breaking that table was really mean
[Verse 2]
So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be
Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me
Oops, forgot to wear my undies
They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me
Stop, everybody put your hands in the air!
There's a gang affair going on in here, I'm aware
Holy f**king s**t, I'm f**king out of here, man
I had nothing to do with any of their plans
Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this?
Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious
Hey, is that a Snorlax? that card is super cool
I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel
Now I'm a box living in a box on the street
All 'cause I wanted street cred from the industry
I don't care if people don't like what they see
If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree
[Chrous]
He's a Boxman: version 2
Everything you knew about him's now untrue
He's a Boxman 2.0
He really really really likes The Cosby Show
He's a Boxman, the best now
Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd
He's a Boxman, now he's cleaner
But if you're a prick he'll kick your wiener