Hair Ballad
Young Aundee, Smosh, Ryan Finnerty
[Verse 1: Young Aundee]
I’ve been unlucky in love and so disenchanted
I screwed it all up and took you for granted
Hair, I wish you never were not there
[Verse 2: Young Aundee]
Can’t get a job and nobody loves me
Used to have friends, but now I’m so lonely
Hair, I hope you know that I still care
[Chorus: Young Aundee]
Hair, you make me feel so complete
If you’d come back, I’d grow you down to my feet
Even fat girls won’t look at me on the street
I’d swear, I’d do it all for some more hair
[Outro: Young Aundee]
Motorist beware 'cause I might blind you with my glare
Life’s so unfair, I really miss my sweet ass hair
I don’t mean my ass hair
I should’ve put a hyphen there