Segway Polo

Ian Hecox

Whoa yeah, segway polo
Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet
Even the professionals don't know how to ride a segway
Scooter
It's okay bro, hug it out, yeah
Hit the ball into the goal
Because that's how you win at segway polo
This is the most intense sport I've ever
Whoa! That guy's wearing lederhosen yeah

Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field!
This german dude is really pissed off
Dude, chill out. It's just segway polo
Kid rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap

There's an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo
There's a merch table in case you want to buy crap
Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass
This guy's going through a mid-life crisis

Segway polo, heck yeah
Kid rock, heck yeah
Black people, heck yeah
Bouncing boobies, heck yeah

This guy's waiting for some surprise butt
Here it comes
Look at me mom! I'm failing on the internet
This guy's getting tired of playing segway polo
Because standing on a segway is very physically
Demanding

Oh snap! Ht's tied! have to go to a shoot out
I'm super excited! They're super excited
Let's do this
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Whoa score!
You win!
Now hump your teammate

Trivia about the song Segway Polo by Smosh

When was the song “Segway Polo” released by Smosh?
The song Segway Polo was released in 2011, on the album “If Music Were Real”.
Who composed the song “Segway Polo” by Smosh?
The song “Segway Polo” by Smosh was composed by Ian Hecox.

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