The Outdoor Type

Verse 1
Always had a roof above me
Always paid the rent
I never set foot inside a tent
Couldn't build a fire to save my life
I lied about being the outdoor type
Verse 2
I never slept out underneath the stars
The closest that i come to that was one time my car
Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night
I lied about being the outdoor type
Bridge
To scared to let you know
I knew what you've been looking for
I lied until I fit the bill
God bless the great indoors
I lied about being the outdoor type
I've never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain
Bike
Verse 3
I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend
What if something's on TV and its never shown again
It's just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights
I lied about being the outdoor type
Finish
Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight
I lied about being the outdoor type