Drunk on a Bike
BRENT JONATHON BELKE, MARC STEVEN BELKE, KEN STEVEN CHINN, ROBERT ARTHUR JOHNSON, DAVID ANTHONY REES
It happened so fast
He didn't have time to think
Or maybe he had too much
A bit too much to drink
When he went riding off
Into the bright sunshine
It turned out to be
The lights of a car
Can somebody help me please
Scrape this man up off the road
Can somebody help me please
I cannot do it on my own
As the police
Were scraping him off the fender
A friend of his had said
That he had been on a bender
And that he had a huge fight
Yeah, he had a fight with his wife
Then he got pissed off
Then rode off on his bike
He was drunk
He was drunk on a bike