The Awful Truth

NO! I’m not high on drugs
I don’t know where you can buy any
I get asked this often just because I’m funny looking

NO! I don’t have a spare cigarette
I plan on smoking them all
I covet my nicotine
I paid a lot for this chronic cough

Is this the answer to your daily questions?
I hope that it doesn’t upset you
Just remember when you ask a question
You just might get the awful truth

NO! I don’t have any spare change
I plan on hoarding it all
You might think I’m selfish I just think I’m frugal
NO! I don’t have any food for you
NO! You can’t drink my orange juice
Hey! What did I just say to you?
I don’t want your shitty blow

Is this the answer to your daily questions?
I hope that it doesn’t upset you
Just remеmber when you ask a question
You just might gеt the awful truth

No!...Nooo….No...NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO

Is this the answer to your daily questions?
I hope that it doesn’t upset you
Just remember when you ask a question
You might just get the awful truth