The Crackhead Song

[Verse 1]
The government's got a deal for you
Take a puff, bring along a friend, too
A deal you'll make until you die
The marriage made in hell
The glass dick you won't deny

[Chorus]
Savior self, not me

[Verse 2]
Thanks to crack, you can get a blowjob for a buck
VCR with remote if you have good luck
You can find most anything at a bargain price
Courtesy of the crackheads who roam your streets at night

[Chorus]
Savior self, not me

[Verse 3]
Thanks to crack, you can't keep a nickel in your car
Doors are locked, windows are shut, and everything's alarmed
We've become the prisoner; our home: a prison cell
The time has come to pay the rent and send you back to hell

[Chorus]
Savior self, not me

[Verse 4]
Crackhead, crackhead burning bright
Gasoline 'n' insta-light
Sold me my own stereo
Throw the match and watch 'em glow
Think you're smart; you're almost dead
Now you're baked outside instead
No more brainless, mindless gumbo
Frying deep inside that head

[Chorus]
Savior self, not me

[Outro]
Save yourself, save yourself
Stop the madness, save yourself
Go blow your brains out with a gun
Try it out, it's loads of fun
...It's not like I'm recommending it, though