Tupperware Party

Coffee mornings
Becoming boring
We've covered every topic and conversation
No more snorting
Coke this weekend
We don't understand the state of the nation
We don't understand the state of the nation
A Cata Mocha
All well done
Compare notes on our constipation
And Valium is our own true friend
And just what is suburbia
And just what is suburbia

I suggested
A Tupperware party!
My friends thought
It was a wild idea
We'll have Sherry
A selection of cheeses
And loads and loads of things we don't need in here
Need in here
Need in here
Need in here
Need in here

Need in here

Handy containers
Shapes and sizes
A plastic trash can constellation
Things full of celery
Things for the hell of it
Well it stops me from beating the kids
Well it stops me from beating the kids

I suggested
A Tupperware party!
My friends thought
It was a wild idea
We'll have Sherry
A selection of cheeses
And loads and loads of things we don't need in here
Need in here
Need in here
Need in here
Need in here

Buy loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads
We don't need in here
Need in here
Need in here

We don't need them in here
Don’t need them in here
Don't need them in here
Don't need them in here
Don't need them in here
Don't need them in here
Don't need them in here
Don't need them