Dirt Track Date
Got us a dirt track date
Demolition derby, figure-eight
Ate my dinner off a paper plate
'Cause eliminations start at 8
Oh now darlin' don't be late
We got a dirt track date
Round round round round round round
I'm gonna get so drunk you're gonna have to pick me up off the ground
I'm just so lazy,
drunk and lazy,
No good drunk and lazy
So get your hair piled on up high
I want you darlin' by my side
Dirt track oval, son of a gun
Take what you win, run what you brung
With every turn we'll test our fate
We got a dirt track date
Round round round round round round
I'm gonna get so drunk you're gonna have to pick me up off the ground
'Cause I'm just so lazy,
Drunk and lazy,
No good drunk and lazy
Got us a dirt track date
Demolition derby figure-eight
Ate my dinner off a paper plate
Cause eliminations start at 8
Oh now darlin' don't be late
We got a dirt track date
Round round round round round round
I'm gonna get so drunk you're gonna have to pick me up off the ground
'Cause I'm just so lazy,
Drunk and lazy,
No good drunk and lazy