Ladies

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

Ladies, ladies
On the sofa next to me
Are Dinah Shore and Sara Lee
Ladies, ladies
In the backyard climbing trees
Are Princess Grace and Margaret Meade

Ladies, ladies
And you pull in the driveway, you've been out shopping
I got a hide them, hide all you ladies
Lay down and smile, they're disappearing
And then right after, I welcome home my only lady
My only lady

Ladies, Ladies
Jackie's in the powder room
And Lois Lane will be here soon
Ladies, Ladies
Eva Braun is cracking jokes
While Joan of Arc just sits and smokes

Ladies, Ladies
When I call up some buddies, "Hey, come on over
There's ladies present!" We'll be right over!
The ladies hear me, they're disappearing
And then right after
My friends ask me where are all the ladies?
All of the ladies?

Ladies, ladies
In the kitchen baking cake
Is Betty Crocker
Ladies, ladies
Dolly Parton's in my pool
And Aunt Jemima's acting cool

Ladies, ladies
They're really great in person
They get me going
But, I'm not pushy
Don't want to blow it
No six packs know it
They started fading
Come back my ladies
Where would I be without my ladies?
Ladies...