National Crime Awareness Week
On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning
This is a case of passion over reason
This is a case when your shoes don't need a shine
Gimme some space, man, to practice my profession
I've got the ace, man, and what is yours is mine
In theory, yes, I abhor the violence
In practice, well, sometimes they freak
You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week
You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week
I'll put it to you this way
I love to take chances
I'll put it to you this way
I'm a happy, happy guy
I'll put it to you this way
I love all the headlines
Unknown Caucasian strikes one more time
So don't say a word, just hand me the Timex
I've got places to go and people to meet
You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week
You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week
You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week
On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning
On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning
Every time you shower, are you waiting for the music?
The curtain drawing back?
The water turning red?
Don't blame that on me, I ain't no Tony Perkins
I'm saner than you are
I know that for a fact
On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning
You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week
Maybe next year
You'll break my streak
During National Crime Awareness Week
But as for now
I've got mystique
During National Crime Awareness Week
Hey, you honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week