Porcelain

[Verse 1]
Now I may not have a beggar’s frown
But I know a guy who could turn your purse upside-down
Happy people tell me not to sulk
All the better, porcelain’s cheaper when I buy it in bulk

[Chorus]
Now I’m no actor, honey honey
But I’d bet next month’s rent money
That I could play one
If I had to

[Verse 2]
It’s not hard to fake a smile
Says the gent who’s quite content with being your yesterday for a while
And I’m not quick or brave or well-composed
But I’m fast and I’m courageous and, well, synonyms I suppose

[Chorus]
Now I’m no actor, honey honey
But I’d bet next month’s rеnt money
That I could play one
If I had to

Prove that I’m morе than just a minute of small talk
God forbid you wind up with the kid from down the block

[Chorus]
Now I’m no actor, honey honey
But I’d bet next month’s rent money
That I could play one
If I had to