But I'm Old Now

Ayup
I used to party all night and drive abusively
My music blaring, smoking, windows open
How it used to be
Now I'm whipping to some kid's birthday
She's two or three
Oldest daughter singing Taylor Swift up
In the booster seat
Used to lay up on the beach
All day get my chest tan
Get sunburnt like Redman, get drunk later
Do kegstands now I'm at the beach
Like maybe once a year bruh
Changing diapers on the sand
Hasty with a beer gut
Used to disappear up in the
Movies in the eighth grade
Back row, touching boobies, tryna get a HJ
Now the only girls on me are
Tryna snuggle up on Dad
So that they can take my phone
And play that Bubble Guppies app
I used to run to the mall like I didn't care
Walking out of Foot Locker
Feeling like a millionaire
Now I'm growing silver hair
Stroller full of children here
Eighty dollars later see me walking
Out of Build A Bear
I used to drive 120 down to Portsmouth
(Portsmouth, Olive Garden, Portsmouth)
I told people I was having no
Kids, I got 4 kids, holy fuck
I was swerving in the breakdown lane, skrrt
I don't know what I did
(I did, no insurance, I did)
Now if you're doing 40 in my
Neighborhood I'm yelling slow down
It's cause I'm old now

I used to party outside when it's cold out
And then I get drunk till I hit the floor
Blaow
I used to titty-fuck bitches on my fold-out
But I'm old now, but I'm old now
I used to buy porn tapes, now I scroll down
Even on the weeknights I would go out
The old me probably thinks that I sold out
But I'm old now, but I'm old now

I used to fly 85 down the backroads
Don't know why I would drive like asshole
Nowadays, keep the numbers on the dash low
Scared that the cops are gonna
Catch me like a lasso we used to smoke weed
Drive around and bail cops
Then we'd hail rocks at the closest mailbox
Hanging out the window looking
Like a pale Pac
Shit, I even did a couple days
Up in a cell block
I'm a gentleman that used to be degenerate
Dropped out of college now
Your boy needs benefit's
I could do a cork 5, landing backwards
Now I can't stand cause my goddamn back hurts
Used to party weekdays more
Doing either three or four
Used to freak with sleepy whores
Used to sleep on people's floors
But now I'm going home with my chick
I'm finna make a little dinner
Then we'll order a flick

I used to party outside when it's cold out
And then I get drunk till I hit the floor
Blaow
I used to titty-fuck bitches on my fold-out
But I'm old now, but I'm old now
I used to buy porn tapes, now I scroll down
Even on the weeknights, I would go out
The old me probably thinks that I sold out
But I'm old now, but I'm old now

There might be a Polaroid
There wasn't Instagram
Before you cranked the Soulja Boy I
Passed out on the minivan
The party was crazy, there's naked girls
Yeah I seen it
Now I only see kitties when my
Wife's breastfeeding on the couch
Twilight sparkle rainbow dash all
Over my house my TV's always on the
Disney channel or Sprout
(Aw Ivy, that's yucky, don't put
That in your mouth, jeez)
I'm gonna need a month's notice
If you wanna go out
(You know how many babysitters we have to
Find, dude, to go out? Seriously
You gotta let me know way in advance)

I used to party outside when it's cold out
And then I get drunk till I hit the floor
Blaow
I used to titty-fuck bitches on my fold-out
But I'm old now, but I'm old now
I used to buy porn tapes, now I scroll down
Even on the weeknights, I would go out
The old me probably thinks that I sold out
But I'm old now, but I'm old now
I'm stoked on this, man, stoked
Hanging out the window like a pale pock
Man, yeah that's good, that's good
I didn't even see
This yesterday um, I could kinda hear the
I listened to it on my speakers on the
Bluetooth so I could hear
The snare in there, I heard the flow, uh
That shit's dope