Hypocrite

She told me I'm a hypocrite
I told her, "That’s accurate, you right"
(You right, you right)
She told me I'm a hypocrite
I told her, "That's accurate, " all night
(All night, all night)

Self-proclaimed king of Maine
You don’t live in Wells
Heard you smoked it all, it didn't help
(Give it up) every song "Lies Song"
You the biggest hypocrite of all timebomb
You always got an attitude
Mad up at the beach
I know you've been teachin' gratitude
And knockin' on trees but you can't see the
Forest through the sleet
Through the tourists in the street
Actin' like it's pourin’ when it’s heat
I know it's vocally dangerous to
Pretend you’re at peace
I know you socially anxious
You wanna leave the party
'cause you mostly angry
That was after dinner, not
Supposed to be hangry, lil' bitch
At dessert? What a douche, what a jerk
Guess all that knockin' on wood didn’t work
How you gon' preach what
Your ass can't practice?
Whackness, mediocre rapper, good actress
Oh, Ryan, you lyin'

She told me I'm a hypocrite
I told her, "That's accurate, you right"
(You right, you right)
She told me I'm a hypocrite
I told her, "That's accurate, " all night
(All night, what? All night)

Come on, bitch
Everybody parents got divorced
Bunch of kids had free
Lunch and child support lots of moms on food
Stamps in campground sites
And you're still whinin' 'bout your life?
(That's right)
You were supposed to fade out and back down
And did
'cause I can barely see you in the background
How'd you get there from here?
You're still in the same damn
Town after all these years
You smoked all the 'Woods
Drank all the beers
And got boarded up like Sears, what a career
Always back gamblin', helpin'
How much you gon' lose this
Year bettin' on the Celtics?
You said you grind like skateboard trucks
That's 'cause you spent it all and
Need to make more bucks
I wish somebody would've went
And taped yours shut
Wish somebody would've went and
Taped yours shut (You lil' hypocrite)

Oh, Ryan, you lyin'

She told me I'm a hypocrite
I told her, "That's accurate, you right"
(You know what? You right, okay, you right)
She told me I'm a hypocrite
I told her, "That's accurate, " all night
(And we do it all night
And we do it all night)

Liar, liar, pants on
You won't talk about it
So you hide it in a dance song
Cover up the skeleton, another happy anthem
You and lies in tandem
You gon' pull a handgun
Hold it all for ransom everybody's dancin'

She told me I'm a hypocrite
I told her, "That's accurate, you right"
(You right, you right)
She told me I'm a hypocrite
I told her, "That's accurate, " all night
(All night, all night)

Liar, liar, pants on

I'll give you a little tough love right here
You are your biggest problem yeah, it's true
You are your biggest problem
You're also your best solution
So you just have to choose
What side of the coin you're on
Are you your own problem or
Are you the solution?