Weakest Party

No girl worth taking to the mattress
Just a bachelorette party full of fat chicks
I'm at the weakest party, I can't lie
Thirty dollar cover only twenty people inside
I'm in the corner looking at my phone
I'm acting like I'm texting
But it isn't even on
So many tools, minimal freaks
Paris Hilton walked in, looked
Around and said, "Peace"

It's getting cold in here, put on my coat
Sipping the oldest beer
This shit is fucking gross
As if that weren't enough
DJ wouldn't turn it up
Man, fuck this party, I'm getting drunk

Yo, this the weakest party
This is the weakest party ever
This the weakest party
Yo, this the weakest party
This is the weakest party ever
This the weakest party

There's some old guys
(where?) right behind me
Macking on some seventeen year-olds
With fake IDs
This is the weakest party, fantastic
Jean shorts everywhere, Nickelback blastin'
Get it popping, that's out of the question
The hottest chick here: that
Girl from Precious
This is a bottom of the barrel, who's who
And I just saw my girl
Making out with another dude

It's getting cold in here, put on my coat
Sipping the oldest beer
This shit is fucking gross
As if that weren't enough
DJ wouldn't turn it up
Man, fuck this party, I'm getting drunk

Yo, this the weakest party
This is the weakest party ever
This the weakest party
Yo, this the weakest party
This is the weakest party ever
This the weakest party

Trivia about the song Weakest Party by Spose

When was the song “Weakest Party” released by Spose?
The song Weakest Party was released in 2013, on the album “The Yard Sale”.

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