Theatre Is Fun

Stephin Merritt

[Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible]
Theatre is fun!
There's a role for everyone
You simply stand upon a stage, and that is Art
Deliver one line, and it's a "part"
And if you don't know your line by heart?
Read your sleeve!

Theatre is grand!
You've got the world at your command

[Other Miss Forcible]
You simply say

[Other Miss Spink]
"I'm in Hawaii"

[Other Miss Forcible]
And you're there

[Other Miss Spink]
You can be Antigone

[Other Miss Forcible]
Or Cher

[Other Miss Spink]
Mention that you are a trillionaire

[Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible]
And you are!

[Other Miss Spink]
It's the only way to find a lover

[Other Miss Forcible]
Sure beats hanging out in discotheques

[Other Miss Spink]
When your perfect lover you discover

[Other Miss Forcible]
You need only change your wig

[Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible]
To change your sex

Whee, theatre is fun!
Why learn to play accordion
When you can play a virtuoso on the stage?
You can be a Queen, of any age
You can be a bum, and make a wage!
Of some sort

Trivia about the song Theatre Is Fun by Stephin Merritt

When was the song “Theatre Is Fun” released by Stephin Merritt?
The song Theatre Is Fun was released in 2010, on the album “Coraline Original Off-Broadway Cast Recording”.

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